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Earlier this week, the nostalgia-loving Internet pooped its collective cargo pants when nearly 2, old MS-DOS games from the s and s became available for free on an online archive.

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Warning: While these are extremely NSFW, do not even try to masturbate to these, because you will be very disappointed. What is a cuntlet, you might ask? Is it a cutlet? A vagina? A vagina cutlet? For starters: Why do you get points for collecting vaginas, but not penises? Why do the penises multiply and corner you? Why is the person who made this terrified of penises? Sometimes, the simplest ideas are the best. Apparently, the creators of the single-shooter game Astrotit could not have disagreed more with this dictum.

You destroy the objects by pressing the spacebar, which causes semen to spurt from your penis. Despite its sophomoric premise, Astrotit is clearly intended as some bizarre form of social commentary, albeit a form of social commentary that arose after adult dos games straight hours of doing poppers at Danceteria. But A for effort, guys! I believe she openly wept.

This is literally just a GIF of a young lady giving a blowjob to a gentleman friend. Also, pictured above is Brad Stallion, and I would like everyone to observe for a moment that he is wearing a pearl necklace with diamond earrings. A pearl necklace with diamond earrings! How confident do you have to be in your sexuality to pull that off? I would marry Brad Stallion and bear his toothy, bug-eyed children.

There are no rectums.

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I hate it. I hate everything about it. This game was clearly made by sociopaths. In this soft-core sex simulator, you feed the game information about your sexual partner, and it creates a fantasy sex scenario for the two of you. EJ Dickson is a writer and editor who primarily covers sex, dating, and relationships, with a special focus on the intersection of intimacy and technology. Unrecorded Despite its sophomoric premise, Astrotit is clearly intended as some bizarre form of social commentary, albeit a form of social commentary that arose after 72 straight hours of doing poppers at Danceteria.

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SoftPorn II Alex is a sociopath. Share this article. EJ Dickson EJ Dickson is a writer and editor who primarily covers sex, dating, and relationships, with a special focus on the intersection of intimacy and technology.

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